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Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.


Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

  • nice friend person:

    hey, how've you been?

  • me:

    capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

Let's get really personal
  • A:

    Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?

  • B:

    Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?

  • C:

    If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?

  • D:

    Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one?

  • E:

    Have you ever cheated on somebody?

  • F:

    Are you a virgin?

  • G:

    Do you believe in ghosts?

  • H:

    If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?

  • I:

    If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?

  • J:

    If you sold your soul, what would it be for?

  • K:

    Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?

  • L:

    Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?

  • M:

    Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?

  • N:

    Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?

  • O:

    Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?

  • P:

    Politics, what are your thoughts on them?

  • Q:

    Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?

  • R:

    Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?

  • S:

    What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?

  • T:

    What is your favorite sexual position?

  • U:

    Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?

  • V:

    Do you ever want children?

  • W:

    If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

  • X:

    Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?

  • Y:

    Is there anything you wouldn't do for love?

  • Z:

    Would you ever have sex for money?

Its not fair


"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"







If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.


Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

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